For Brian, a handsome romantic intelligent man who will appreciate all of his fantastic qualities. And customers for his awesome photography business.
For Jim, please bring him very rich customers on Christmas who will make him extremely well endowed - with tips. And drop off some candles and massage oils to his lucky guy, so he can massage his tired feet, and pamper him when he gets home.
For Matthew, please bring him videotape. He knows what to do with it.
For Hot Toddy, please bring him a handsome romantic intelligent man who will appreciate all of his fantastic qualities. But not the same one as you bring for Brian. Unless they are actually twins. Oh wait. If they are twins, then just drop them at my house.
For Thomas, please bring him his handsome romantic intelligent Prince who will appreciate all of his fantastic qualities, and may they live happily ever after, in their lovely castle with the white picketed moat. Wish I was a Prince!
For Homer, please bring him a handsome romantic intelligent male nurse who will minister to his every need as he heals from his surgery.
For Riley, please bring him a job that pays well enough that he doesn't need to work two jobs. And a handsome romantic intelligent man who will appreciate all of his fantastic qualities.
For Alan and Brian, well they are already handsome and romantic and intelligent. Please bring them many more years of peace and love.
And just in case Santa, you don't remember what Steve looks like:
Please wrap him. I love unwrapping presents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
