Sunday, September 25, 2005
No, it's true. Our relationship has progressed to the point where joy for us is in simple thought-provoking in-depth conversation.
Let me give you a sample of a conversation from just last evening as we lay on the couch together in front of the TV:
BF: Can I ask you a question?
Me: Of course Babe.
BF: Well...I was just...wondering something.
BF: I was just wondering...
Me: Honey, what is it?
BF: Well I have been noticing a little habit of yours, and well...
BF: Well, why do you always have your hand on your penis?
Me: Excuse me?
BF: No it's true.
Me: I have no idea what you are talking about.
BF: Whenever you are home, whenever we are just sitting around, you always have your hand on your penis.
Me: That is so not true. I don't have my hand on my penis right now.
BF: That's because you have your hand on my penis.
Me: Oh. I guess I do. Well from now on I will just touch your penis and not mine.
BF: That's not what I meant at all. I was just
Me: Shut up and kiss me.
Posted by joey at 9:37:00 PM