Sunday afternoon. Phone rings...
Me: "Hello."
HSNB: "Hey Joey, whatcha doin?"
Me: "Laying on the couch, watching football."
HSNB: "Cool!, Mind if I come over and watch it with you?"
Me: "Well, I'm kind of ummm, naked."
HSNB: After a very brief pause, clearing his throat... "I could bring some beer over."
Me: "BF is on the couch with me."
HSNB: "Oh. Uh. Well, uh. Well call me when you get up. I mean, uh, uh."
Me: "I'll call you later."
HSNB: "Uh, sure." click
BF: Laughing, after relating the part of the conversation he didn't hear... "I'm surprised you didn't just tell him to come."
Me: Crying from laughing so hard... "Something tells me he will. But not here".
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