The Royal Wedding. Other than the hats that looked like Road Kill climbed on their heads, it was pretty much a non-event. I mean, who cares? No one wants to hear about that man and the horse he married. What we really want to know is, who is doing the princes? I know I for one would! DO them that is. At least William.
Yes, to all of you who emailed me, I do now officially have a boyfriend. I guess it's official because someone mentioned the other night - "Your boyfriend is so cute!" - and I didn't correct them.
I guess you're wondering which one of the boys it is. Well it isn't Prince William. But yes it's one of "the three". I wonder if any of you can figure it out. Go ahead - take a guess.
