Friday, October 14, 2005
Never squeeze it like that.
Scene: At the shore
JD: Awww shit! That shot right in my eye!!!! Shit!!!!!!
BF: Oh Honey, I am so sorry!
JD: Oh man that fraking burns!!!!
BF: Do you want me to get you something to wipe it off with?
JD: No, I want you to lick it off. Of course – get something! Owww. Crap!!!
BF: I’m really really really sorry. I didn’t mean for it to hit your eye.
JD: I told you if you squeezed it like that, that would happen.
BF: I tried to cover it with my hand, but it just sort of shot out before I was ready.
JD: Damn, I’m probably going to be blind now! Do you have any idea what it feels like to have this in your eye?
BF: No, Honey, it’s never ever happened to me before. I am so sorry.
JD: Can you see me trying to explain why I can’t see out of my eye to my boss? Or my family? Or my friends?
BF: Maybe if we rinse your eye out with water?
JD: I’m going to be disfigured for life, because you had to squeeze it like that!!!
BF: Babe, I am really truly sorry. Really. Next time I’ll do what you said, slow down, take my time, and make sure it’s covered.
JD: Oh there is not going to be a next time!
JD: No. Absolutely not. Next time I’ll do it by myself.
JD: No, you are forbidden to ever touch another lemon. If I want lemon on my fish, I will do it myself!
BF: Did I mention I love you?
Posted by joey at 12:46:00 PM